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Thursday, March 11, 2010

S'pore men underperforming in bed? Jack Neo proves Durex survey wrong

Oh my! This report really set me laughing. Taken from Stomp! Creative author! Know how to suan without making people angry!




The Durex Global Sex Survey ranks Singapore as one of the least sexually active nations. But Jack Neo seems to have debunked the survey and given new hope for Singaporeans, as news of him having had flings with 10 women surfaces.

The 50-year-old film director's affair with 22-year-old model Wendy Chong was exposed when the latter went to his Pasir Ris home to confront his wife.

Now, according to reports from The New Paper and Shin Min Daily News, nine other women are said to have had flings with him.

STOMPer I Not Boring, who read the latest update on the Jack Neo scandal, says that amid all the jeers that the director is getting, this is perhaps something Singaporeans can cheer about.

Says the STOMPer:

"Ok, so everyone is saying he is a jerk, but when the whole world is laughing at us for being the least sexually active nation and the least likely to achieve orgasm during sex, Jack has actually given us new hope.

"According to the study, only 62 per cent of the Singaporean respondents surveyed said they had sex every week. That puts us behind countries like Malaysia, Thailand, China and India.

"But obviously the Durex people didn't ask Jack Neo to do the survey, because he is now linked to 10 women, including Wendy Chong. And if you look at his scorecard, it's quite impressive.

"The women include one former acting student in her 20s, who apparently vacationed with him in Thailand; a scriptwriter in her 40s, who was reported to have often talked about sex with him online; and a former actress in her 30s who eventually left the industry because she felt she couldn't break free from Jack.

"The New Paper also reported that in 2004, Jack had asked a then 16-year-old French student in Singapore, Maelle Meurzec, out for dinner, but she rejected him.

"She called him 'a bit of a creep', 'sleazebag', and 'a jerk'.

"It's also reported that after meeting the women he fancies, Jack would bombard them with text messages, first complimenting them and then asking them out.

"In my personal opinion, it's not that Singaporean men are sexually boring, but on the contrary.

"I think because we are always so busy with work, we seek excitement and a little challenge when it comes to our sex lives.

"The more challenging and risky our pursuit is, the more fulfilling it is for us.

"For Singaporean men, it's not about the quantity of sex, but the quality.

"I think that's something to cheer about."

No wonder Jack Neo directed the movie "Zuo Ren" .... LOL... He really "Zuo" a lot.



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