Surprisingly, a teochew advertisement
Translation:
Take off ur pants... Take off ur pants...
I am gg to pierce needles on ur face... You'll look younger after wich..
Dun be scared, u ang moh....
Nice song rite, can hor....
I have been a doctor for around 30 odd years....
Ah yah...fire at my house! fire!
Fireman: Jump down! Jump down!