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Introduction
Hehe...so long never blog liao... no time leh.... i dunno la...cannot say dun have time oso.... i tink i am kinda tired after a day of office work everyday.... everyday i look forward to ORD... wich is like 600 days away from now....

Vacation in China
Zzzz.... life has been quite busy for the past 2 weeks mainly cos my parents are overseas in China enjoying their vacation while I am here serving wad is called NS... OMG!!! SUCKS.. but heard the trip to Chengdu and Jiu Zai Gou wasnt tat great cos they encountered many locals there who are greedy for money.... juz trying to get the maximum profit out of tourists' pockets... no well amenities available in public places like poor maintained toilets... and no toilet paper in toilets!

Somehow or rather China is quite a bad place for a vacation.... cos the tour guides usually bring you to buy things... so tat they can earn commission from the sale... instead of bringing you to places of attraction...even if they do bring you... you have to fork up money to get into the place of interest itself.... it can come in hundreds.... china isnt tat cheap compared to other countries.. cos u have to pay for almost everything when u reach china.. as for food, served in large quantities...but usually lack in quality... Beijing trip was okay.... but the Guangzhou wasnt...heard it was worst for the Chengdu trip...cos oso of the dusty weather conditions there...

Home Alone
Anyway, had to be "du-li" for tat 2 weeks...even used the washing machine for the 1st time..dunno how to use..mum still had to teach me how to use b4 they went overseas....water plants.... lock and unlock the door...i dun have to do it at all cos my mum is at home all the time... clear the dustbin...and wash the plates!!! had to "ta-pao" food home cos my mum wans me to record her dramas and movies while she's overseas...haiz... 7pm gotta help her record..machiam curfew.... den when i get down to king albert park was like 6pm.. only had 1 hr to get back home plus buy dinner..couldnt afford the time to eat outside... -_-".... from kap to my home takes 30 mins.... plus my house is 15 mins away from the nearest coffee shop..

Mental Problem
saved money though...haha... for tat 2 weeks..cos my teeth is always itchy...and i usually buy snacks b4 i eat dinner...saved my snack money..haha... had been growing fatter... hits back to 112 kg on one weekend..... now currently at 111 kg.... juz 1kg b4 my enlistment..sucks.. i lack self-control.. i tink i suffer from bulimia.. sometimes i feel full but i juz wan to eat..dunno for fuck sake... wth... sometimes i suffer from aneroix...... i dun feel like eating...tats y my weights goes up and down like roller coaster...i suffered from aneroix in bmt...refusal to eat almost everything...i feel full at the time...and now wad...eating 2 ah lao food break at the canteen during my break time..cant i juz control..the food isnt free..and it aint tasty at all... if this continues.. how am i going to get a partner and be in a relationship??? i want to have a thin or at least normal looking partner..rather den an obese..so i vowed myself nt to get a partner until i can lose tat tummy...looks like i gonna be a bachelor for fuck sake..cos i wun be getting a partner due to lack of control... sucks...

my spending record for tis mth is great... didnt hit $500... =D... am happy with the results cos i had to settle 3 meals outside for 2 weeks... compared to $600-$700 for 1 mth having eaten 2 meals at home daily.... maybe i shall aspire to curb it at $350...

NS
anyway, life is quite gd in HR branch... get to enjoy the air-con...... and do some admin work...tats like attachment more den NS...urmz... doing HR auditing these few days...have been looking through dockets and checking for discrepancies n omissions...

had a meeting today.... heard that they are gg to organise more cohesion activities to make us be more team-oriented and united by having a quartely outing to places like science centre and stuff.... wich is great.... and oso a PIG system tat sounds beri pri sch... fine for minor wrongdoings instead of giving extras tat will decrease morale..... Anyway, if the HR audit by external parties showed tat my section has done well, we'll be awarded day off for good peformance..hope my section can get tat!!!!

The sad thing is tat i kena admin duty at guard house on christmas day and 29th of next mth!!! but think of it.. people say i suay..but i dun really tink so la.. i get a day off for doing public holiday.. isnt it better den getting a weekend duty where u dun get any replacement off? juz dun make me do duty on chinese new year day 1.. haha...tat'll be fine with me =D

Knock It Down!

Knock It Down!
Song about BMT...

Life in BHQ HR Dept

Life in BHQ is great.... haha... it is actually a Human Resource Department...and its more like a civillian work place rather than a military... hehe =D

Job scope is to handle administrative stuff and oso learn about SAF's admin regulations...learnt how to use their leave system, promotion system.... and other HR stuff... its like gg on attachment for $350 a month..haha... related much better to my civillian life... no fall-ins.... hehe.... lol... bad thing is still wearing tat stupid number 4... everyday still muz wake up early to wear it! and u hear people coming in and out of the room all the day for their long waited pink I/C... ord loh... ha... and apply leave apply leave...as if they have 365 days annual leave...haha...The funniest NSF there is a sergeant, whose job scope is to chase after MC... lol.. and he has a funny accent for english.... a bit tongue tight... his "w" sounds like "r - u " .... and his job is to call and ask...where ah ur M--C Ahhhh... y nair handdd in yor M--C?? dun han in later i charrrrggggeee u.... dun lett u O...R...D....lol...

Might be posting out though...will noe soon...

juz went for their anniversary dinner on monday..haha...cool... =D
at the expo bliss garden restaurant..food was generally okay..ha... had a good time there... =D ..guess wad its wednesday! Coolzzz....

613 days to ORD (20/07/08)

Meanwhile, some nice videos to watch!

Funny feedback on NTU lecturer


Crazy Woman @ Dover MRT part 1


Crazy Woman @ Dover MRT part 2

Welcome BHQ...

Haha... finally become a clerk le! Lol... Wait so long...finally...lol... =D

Anyway, reported to camp too early on the 1st day! Lol...report at 8am i report at 7:20am... -_-"... oh no... the reporting time is 8am la...diaoz...den waited at the canteen upbase..lol.. oh wow... ah lao got sell so many things...lol... got pau.... and home brewed tea and coffee.haha.. lunch time even sell laksa and noodles... lol... had a great time eating there...haha...the canteen quite nice ba..at least..looks like a pavillion..lol...

The office damn cramp...abt 25 people in a 3 room flat sized office...oh no...tink they are overstaffed.... currently on OJT training...learning the basic procedures and stuff.. but tink they dun have much to teach liao..haha... lol... and i didnt even bother..haha.. lol.... havent even learn those impt ones...haha...

anyway, i might be leaving BHQ by tis friday.my mentor told me i'll be gg downbase SOA.. but it seems like SOA didnt noe i am gg... and so.... i am an unwanted soldier...lol... BHQ tinks i am leaving them after friday..while SOA thinks i am gg away for good... so nobody will have my records on monday...oh no.. seems like i can only noe it next week...interesting..surprises every week yea?

Goodbye SOA...

Yeah... finally got my posting already... lol.. no need to LOBO from next week onwards... these few days have been clearing monkey shit and sweeping leaves in the backyard....

the new posting doesnt seem to be a permanent one.. as the RO reads that I will be a trainee admin support asst at HQ.. juz realise it today...

anyway, am happy that i will be going for training as a clerk...maybe i will be in there... perhaps not...well hope i can get posted to somewhere near? Yeah..anyway, my dreams came true...i wanted to be a clerk...and i am gonna be one...hope i can wear no.3 .... dun wan wear the green one so troublesome..every morning still have to wake up early 2 wear the stupid boots!!!! =D

Wu Zhong Xian Videos

Wu Zhong Xian (Part 1)


Wu Zhong Xian (Part 2)

Life as LOBO

Haha... i am back...lol... one week never blog le...shall update my life as a LOBO... lol....

Haha.... urmz...sometimes i do wonder whether i regretted my decision to get OOC...cos basically as LOBO..u are like a cleaner for the school...doing all those area cleaning.... cleaning those stupid monkey who shit all over the school compound -_-".... and the badly choked drain that smells and stinks like hell... and oso the one tat cause me to get eye irritation for 2 hrs today!!! the plucking out of some stupid poles from the grass patch....den i kinda sweat so heavily tat the sweat went into my eyes and i got sore eyes for ard 2 hrs.... serious one.... almost can get attend c... -_-"... still hurts now but i dun care..if tml sore go maju camp liao...maju camp here i come....nah i dun tink so.... -_-"... later attend b i die....

but i seriously hope i can get posted out to be a clerk..ammo tech...i am nt cut to be one...i can imagine how badly i can do things..like carrying stuff and messing things up..... -_-"...

anyway, had a lovely weekend!!! so many days holiday.... since friday bookout ... wednesday bookin..gd sia... monday was off for my camp...lol.. attended my cousin's wedding on saturday...haha..quite nice... the food wasnt tat fantastic..but the video showing how they get to know each other was fantastic.... nice animation...and quite a nice journey from their courtship to wedding was prevailed in the video...anyway, wish them all the best =D

on saturday, went out with J.W.J.W... haha... was invited to become a star appearance for their outing...wanted to go clubbing at clarke quay but ended up in a pub cos jesmen did not know clubbing cannot wear 3/4 pants...oh no.... cant blame him...last time i oso dunno...lol....we wanted to go into MOS...but was rejected...so in the end we went to tanjong pagar to take pictures and oso pub...haha.... we went to a gay pub....haha..... but we didnt see much la....haha.... the drink was okay..i ordered an absolute peach.... haha.... =D

went out with zen yesterday... went to parkway parade...haha.... walked around for 6 hrs...liked gg out with zen cos he never fails to make me laugh... =D i dunno why but we can always chat from nothing into small harmless arguments..lol.... ate at this koo kee ramen restaurant but i can say it was a disappointment...silkroad rulez...but too bad....it has already closed down....wad a pity.... the saddest part for tat day was tat zen didnt noe wad my fav. food was...well...i can say maybe i didnt specify it correctly la...he told me noodles but actually meant lamian which is correct.... but still my fav. food is ice cream.... how disappointing my best friend doesnt noe wad my fav. food is... lol... no offence zen =D at least u noe now...ha...

anyway, the most gross thing tat happened on tat day was we went to this pet shop..den we saw this chiwawa there...and u noe wad... the dog was masturbating... OMG... and he's so rough...he's biting and sucking his own cock.. guess he muz be too bored cooped inside the poor little cage ba...maybe he needs a companion...perhaps someone can buy him? anyway, sent zen halfway back to his camp...the outing was long...haha...but nonetheless the day was well spent..we visited many shops... the bad thing was both my meals sucks.... the lunch wasnt tat fantastic at marine parade hawker centre cos i ordered too much and the food wasnt hot.... -_-"...

OOC lo....

Dear guys, I OOC le...haha...finally out of the freaking course wich i hate - ammo tech course... the course really sucks la... in the sense tat there's a lot to study...and so boring... i dun enjoy reading wad i am reading... no mood sia....

Anyway, this is wad happened today.... staff jacob asked me not to take the retest for basic explosives...and said that i am OOC instead... my feeling was like oh... lol... high liao...long await OOC... finally here...no need take anymore ammo tests le...lol....

den met OIC (sch principal).... for the 1st time.... lol.... he machiam huang shang.... i step into the room and walk towards the chair....den his 1st reaction was "STEP BACK! DONT COME NEAR ME!!! NO NEED TO BE SO NEAR!" attitude sia...den nvm...i step back 2 steps.. den the corporal still have to guide me to an imaginary line...wich is abt 2 steps more away from him...den i saw 3 corporals standing there in attention on the right side...machiam... those guan in the past standing next to huang shang.... den he started shooting y i attitude dun wan study...haha...den ask tis ask tat... den i replied i studying business course in poly one..den he sian diao... he say y the mindef post me here lo.... haha.... den he can can understand i will have difficulties...

den say i go storeman course..win liao lor...i excused storeman....double stunned for him.... he almost fainted...cos ATT course is equivalent to SA course..wich i am excused..and i attend the course for few weeks without knowing i am actually excused from it.... -_-"...

now doing LOBO (Leave Out Of Battalion Order - wad i heard from people)...basically doing sai gang like sweeping the floor and running errands...haha....

hopefully i can get into some clerical postion wich i really do hope so... =D

anyway, went out to celebrate zen's belated bdae on sat.... went to watch u, me and dupree.... i find rob-b-hood a nicer movie compared to u, me and dupree la...but somehow or rather, tsianhwee and zen liked the movie.... i am neutral....juz gd....but nt as gd as rob-b-hood.... walked ard and bought a new pair of shoes....lol...my one and only for a while.... haha..cos my only pair of shoes gave way the week b4..lol....

and anyway.... treated zen New York New York after the movie....food wise nt satisfactory... wasnt as gd as i had expected... but i tink the drink was okay.... urmz....and the cakes look delicious..maybe i'll go there for some cakes next time round... service wise was horrible.... it was like 10:45pm....15 mins b4 closing and i wanted a glass of iced water...the staff there ignored me...and handed me the bill instead... worst still..... den was like i asked the staff again.... den she a bit happy... tot i wan pay the bill le...den when she come i asked for a drink....she juz walked off... -_-"... wad kind of attitude sia.... i am so thirsty..thanks zen for sparing the glass of iced water.... i mean imagine i am so thirsty...and u dun give me a drink...and i wait for ur drink.... juz pour me a glass of water..i drink le i walk off la...now u are holding me in ur restaurant when u wan to knock off...wad the fish!!!!

anyway, my nokia 3310 "passed away" on saturday..... wich makes me with no non-camera phone.... but it somehow or rather came back to life on sunday.... =D but anyway, nokia 6030 came into action on tuesday ... lol.. juz bought a new silver nokia 6030.... nice...hehe @ $158 nett....

and idiot singaporeans...really disappointed me...tat day i lent money to a friend and u noe wad... he wanted bank transfer...den i gave him the wrong account number...-_-"....den in the end my $144 loan to him was transferred wrongly to another person's account.... although it was my fault on the part..... but den haiz....stupid sia.... den i realized it 3 days later after i complained to my friend when the money is coming...den he said he already transferred..den sian diao...called the bank and the bank said they will seek permission to transfer the money back...if the customer rejects the money's his and we cannot do anyting abt it...and unfortunately tat idiot customer said..NO...wad the hell.... now my 144 is gone.. i cant stand it lo.... y do u wan to take other's people's money.... curse u to death mann.. wish you yao si si.... (144).....lol...

hope tis is wad happens to him/her....

Jacky Wu's Show

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Jacky Wu's Show (Part 1) Very Funny!
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Jacky Wu's Show (Part 2) Very Funny!
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