Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Life as LOBO
Haha... i am back...lol... one week never blog le...shall update my life as a LOBO... lol....
Haha.... urmz...sometimes i do wonder whether i regretted my decision to get OOC...cos basically as LOBO..u are like a cleaner for the school...doing all those area cleaning.... cleaning those stupid monkey who shit all over the school compound -_-".... and the badly choked drain that smells and stinks like hell... and oso the one tat cause me to get eye irritation for 2 hrs today!!! the plucking out of some stupid poles from the grass patch....den i kinda sweat so heavily tat the sweat went into my eyes and i got sore eyes for ard 2 hrs.... serious one.... almost can get attend c... -_-"... still hurts now but i dun care..if tml sore go maju camp liao...maju camp here i come....nah i dun tink so.... -_-"... later attend b i die....
but i seriously hope i can get posted out to be a clerk..ammo tech...i am nt cut to be one...i can imagine how badly i can do things..like carrying stuff and messing things up..... -_-"...
anyway, had a lovely weekend!!! so many days holiday.... since friday bookout ... wednesday bookin..gd sia... monday was off for my camp...lol.. attended my cousin's wedding on saturday...haha..quite nice... the food wasnt tat fantastic..but the video showing how they get to know each other was fantastic.... nice animation...and quite a nice journey from their courtship to wedding was prevailed in the video...anyway, wish them all the best =D
on saturday, went out with J.W.J.W... haha... was invited to become a star appearance for their outing...wanted to go clubbing at clarke quay but ended up in a pub cos jesmen did not know clubbing cannot wear 3/4 pants...oh no.... cant blame him...last time i oso dunno...lol....we wanted to go into MOS...but was rejected...so in the end we went to tanjong pagar to take pictures and oso pub...haha.... we went to a gay pub....haha..... but we didnt see much la....haha.... the drink was okay..i ordered an absolute peach.... haha.... =D
went out with zen yesterday... went to parkway parade...haha.... walked around for 6 hrs...liked gg out with zen cos he never fails to make me laugh... =D i dunno why but we can always chat from nothing into small harmless arguments..lol.... ate at this koo kee ramen restaurant but i can say it was a disappointment...silkroad rulez...but too bad....it has already closed down....wad a pity.... the saddest part for tat day was tat zen didnt noe wad my fav. food was...well...i can say maybe i didnt specify it correctly la...he told me noodles but actually meant lamian which is correct.... but still my fav. food is ice cream.... how disappointing my best friend doesnt noe wad my fav. food is... lol... no offence zen =D at least u noe now...ha...
anyway, the most gross thing tat happened on tat day was we went to this pet shop..den we saw this chiwawa there...and u noe wad... the dog was masturbating... OMG... and he's so rough...he's biting and sucking his own cock.. guess he muz be too bored cooped inside the poor little cage ba...maybe he needs a companion...perhaps someone can buy him? anyway, sent zen halfway back to his camp...the outing was long...haha...but nonetheless the day was well spent..we visited many shops... the bad thing was both my meals sucks.... the lunch wasnt tat fantastic at marine parade hawker centre cos i ordered too much and the food wasnt hot.... -_-"...
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
OOC lo....
Anyway, this is wad happened today.... staff jacob asked me not to take the retest for basic explosives...and said that i am OOC instead... my feeling was like oh... lol... high liao...long await OOC... finally here...no need take anymore ammo tests le...lol....
den met OIC (sch principal).... for the 1st time.... lol.... he machiam huang shang.... i step into the room and walk towards the chair....den his 1st reaction was "STEP BACK! DONT COME NEAR ME!!! NO NEED TO BE SO NEAR!" attitude sia...den nvm...i step back 2 steps.. den the corporal still have to guide me to an imaginary line...wich is abt 2 steps more away from him...den i saw 3 corporals standing there in attention on the right side...machiam... those guan in the past standing next to huang shang.... den he started shooting y i attitude dun wan study...haha...den ask tis ask tat... den i replied i studying business course in poly one..den he sian diao... he say y the mindef post me here lo.... haha.... den he can can understand i will have difficulties...
den say i go storeman course..win liao lor...i excused storeman....double stunned for him.... he almost fainted...cos ATT course is equivalent to SA course..wich i am excused..and i attend the course for few weeks without knowing i am actually excused from it.... -_-"...
now doing LOBO (Leave Out Of Battalion Order - wad i heard from people)...basically doing sai gang like sweeping the floor and running errands...haha....
hopefully i can get into some clerical postion wich i really do hope so... =D
anyway, went out to celebrate zen's belated bdae on sat.... went to watch u, me and dupree.... i find rob-b-hood a nicer movie compared to u, me and dupree la...but somehow or rather, tsianhwee and zen liked the movie.... i am neutral....juz gd....but nt as gd as rob-b-hood.... walked ard and bought a new pair of shoes....lol...my one and only for a while.... haha..cos my only pair of shoes gave way the week b4..lol....
and anyway.... treated zen New York New York after the movie....food wise nt satisfactory... wasnt as gd as i had expected... but i tink the drink was okay.... urmz....and the cakes look delicious..maybe i'll go there for some cakes next time round... service wise was horrible.... it was like 10:45pm....15 mins b4 closing and i wanted a glass of iced water...the staff there ignored me...and handed me the bill instead... worst still..... den was like i asked the staff again.... den she a bit happy... tot i wan pay the bill le...den when she come i asked for a drink....she juz walked off... -_-"... wad kind of attitude sia.... i am so thirsty..thanks zen for sparing the glass of iced water.... i mean imagine i am so thirsty...and u dun give me a drink...and i wait for ur drink.... juz pour me a glass of water..i drink le i walk off la...now u are holding me in ur restaurant when u wan to knock off...wad the fish!!!!
anyway, my nokia 3310 "passed away" on saturday..... wich makes me with no non-camera phone.... but it somehow or rather came back to life on sunday.... =D but anyway, nokia 6030 came into action on tuesday ... lol.. juz bought a new silver nokia 6030.... nice...hehe @ $158 nett....
and idiot singaporeans...really disappointed me...tat day i lent money to a friend and u noe wad... he wanted bank transfer...den i gave him the wrong account number...-_-"....den in the end my $144 loan to him was transferred wrongly to another person's account.... although it was my fault on the part..... but den haiz....stupid sia.... den i realized it 3 days later after i complained to my friend when the money is coming...den he said he already transferred..den sian diao...called the bank and the bank said they will seek permission to transfer the money back...if the customer rejects the money's his and we cannot do anyting abt it...and unfortunately tat idiot customer said..NO...wad the hell.... now my 144 is gone.. i cant stand it lo.... y do u wan to take other's people's money.... curse u to death mann.. wish you yao si si.... (144).....lol...
hope tis is wad happens to him/her....
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Jacky Wu's Show
Jacky Wu's Show (Part 1) Very Funny!
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吳宗憲 齊天大勝 憲在不准笑
Jacky Wu's Show (Part 2) Very Funny!
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Monday, October 09, 2006
Today!
actually nt free todae cos got test on 8 chapters... for the ammo tech course... -_-"... but i am nt so stupid... fail den fail lor... waste my bookout time to study...siao... i last time work $700 a month go home oso didnt bother to memorise the PLU number of the fruits n vegetables...wich is much more interesting... at least they are much more interesting.... 073588 is phillippines banana.... 054000 is pandan leaf.... 115008 is red globe grapes... 106009 is thompson grapes... lol.... 013222 is royal gala apple... 134009 is potato washed.... now wad....
pay me $350 a mth u expect me to study so hard...siao...kum gong... payter me $1,400 den i go consider... -_-".... seriously, i dun wan to be an ammo tech..... -_-"... i dun even noe wad mortars are for.... for war? i can tell you tat...haha...layman terms... so stupid la tis world...y people want to fight..fight for wad...stupid... -_-".... life is so precious.... on average can only live 75 years... waste 2 years bcos some people stupid.... no life.... wan to come kill us ... tats y we muz defend.... diao... -_-"...
my main aim now... to get promoted upbase to be a clerk...now downbase at bt timah hill... 5 mins walk up! my aim!!!! at least a clerk is better... i tink i will learn more...at least learn how to use microsoft excel and word better in these two years....can perhaps do better in my presentation reports for uni..... isnt tat more related to my course?? rather than siao..learn mortar .... as if i can get a license to operate an ammunition company next time in singapore.. u wait long long oso dun have.... -_-".... learn abt ammo for wad..... nt useful at all lor... waste time... to me life is like tat...i wan learn ... i learn... i dun wan learn....u pay me i oso dun wan to learn.... tats me! My brain is rigid in getting things wich i dun wan to absorb.... y waste the energy and chemical brain cells for tat... -_-"...
anyway, today quite gd sia...haha...book out earlier den usual....haha..cos its at khatib camp..nearer to my house...cos rifle range have to take ferry bus down to king albert park...haha... had an excursion...visit their artillery base.. urmz..quite a nice excursion...cos the time wasted to see monkeys..is being reduced... and tat old man who wans to charge everyone... -_-".... and i oso like tat bus sia...jurong bird park bus...haha... go see bird...but very old the bus cant stand it... -_-"... sit liao headache cos the seat makes me giddy cos of the hard cushion -_-"...
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Came back from Marina Square
want to ooc la...den hopefully be clerk....
anyway, juz came back from marina square....tml anwen enlisting le....haha... meet him for one last time b4 he go in....lol... met him and shihui at marina square.lol....dine at the imperial treasure restaurant..haha... ate ramen...and my fav. gao li dou sha from tat restaurant...haha... and some dian xin la...haha... actually hey quite help me save money sia...haha...ordered only one ramen...lol.... haha....the bill wasnt expensive...only $48 for 3 persons...lol.... cheapest for a treat...haha..so far...lolx.... anyway, we had a long chat ba..haha... 1 hr plus b4 he go and meet yeeling....lol.. anyway, all the best to him la...ha....
as for shihui, lol..treat her to her belated 21st birthday meal ...lol.... haha...went back with her..den chat quite a bit....lol....
Have been having a craving to bet these days..siao liao..become gambling addict le...lol... bought the toto .... hope can win tml...haha... i bought 6 sets of numbers (shared with army friends), 4 rows of numbers and 1 row of quickpick 7..haha...hope at least 1 can win me something ba...lol.... really out of cash lately, like wad chee tiong has said.... in his tarot cards..having money problems....haha.... out of cash as in spent too much... bank gg bankrupt....zzz... somehow or rather i have lost the ability to save money -_-"....
total expenditure for last mth --> estimated at $630...
scary rite...i only earn $350 per mth!
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Hope this cheers up your busy day!
One day, char siew pau and maggi mee had a big fight.Maggi mee beat char siew pau up until it had bruises on its pau body.
Char Siew Pau lost in the fight and went back to tell all the paus family;kaya pau, tau sa pau, curry pau, and etc.
So together, all paus went to find maggi mee for revenge.
On the way... they met Spaghetti... All the paus ran to Spaghetti and BEAT the hell up of Spaghetti such that Spaghetti couldnt even move.
Spaghetti then screamed... "WHAT DID I DO? I don't even know you all"???. Then the char siew pau say??..
"HEH! MAGGI MEE!>Don't think I can't recognize you after you do REBONDING!!"